Before Computers
- An application was for employment
- A program was a TV show
- A cursor used profanity
- A keyboard was a piano!
- Memory was something that you lost with age
- A CD was a bank account
- And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!
- Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file
- And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile!
- Log on was adding wood to a fire
- Hard drive was a long trip on the road
- A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
- And a backup happened to your commode!
- Cut - you did with a pocket knife
- Paste you did with glue
- A web was a spider's home
- And a virus was the flue!
- I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
- And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!
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